I quit my job to sell garlic online
This is a small business website, not a tech project — belongs on local forums, not Show HN.

It charges for 'nothing' across $1/$5/$50 tiers and leans fully into the joke — no emails, no downloads, even a blank PDF invoice for enterprise. The copy and tiered structure are the product here: deadpan testimonials and precise restrictions (no confirmations, no follow-up) keep the gag consistent. Charming as a marketing stunt, but there’s no technical depth beyond a well-styled static page.
Novelty shoppers, minimalists, conceptual art fans, gag-gift buyers
This is a small business website, not a tech project — belongs on local forums, not Show HN.
Shopify and Gelato boilerplate for selling custom star map posters.
Product store, not a Show HN project — no code, tool, or technical substance to evaluate.
Shopify store selling canvas prints of historically significant source code.
AI bot writing its own plugins to sell nonsense shirts is peak internet chaos.
Face-gated decryption using TrueDepth sensors prevents unauthorized viewing and forwarding.