Purely Vibe Coded Asmongold Simulator

This is a focused gag-with-mechanics: on-stream vs off-stream loops, 3-second game hours, chatters with ban/non-ban outcomes, an action queue, and even an economy with brutal 65% projected taxes. It nails the specific streamer-parody niche with concrete systems (mini combat, passive heal scaling, random events like the Trump cameo), but it's more playful craft than technical novelty — the screenshot showing a 403 page also hurts first impressions and discoverability.