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ClawForge – MDM for AI assistants (governance for OpenClaw)
MDM for local AI agents—audit trail and killswitch before OpenClaw agents go rogue.
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clawforge
203mo ago
![[PKG47] AI-Controlled Package Registry](/screenshots/47701122.webp)
Satirical registry forces emoji READMEs and deletes accounts after 47 days of inactivity.
Developers frustrated with AI slop and package ecosystem bloat
npm · PyPI · crates.io
MDM for local AI agents—audit trail and killswitch before OpenClaw agents go rogue.
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