Claude Code rewritten as a bash script
1,500 lines of bash replacing 380k TypeScript lines is impressive constraint craft, not a better tool.

Forty-line bash script swapping Claude signoffs for fictional characters.
Claude Code users who want sillier commit metadata
Preserves the model name and the Anthropic noreply email, so you still get transparency about AI coding.
It's silly and that's the point.
I'm also a fan of peon ping (not mine): https://github.com/PeonPing/peon-ping
1,500 lines of bash replacing 380k TypeScript lines is impressive constraint craft, not a better tool.
Funny satire on AI hype, but literally just a script to waste money.
Bash wrapper around Claude API when CodeRabbit and Cursor already exist.
Not a product—cleanup scripts for Anthropic's uninstaller fail, justified complaint.
Fun LLM simulation wrapper, but novelty wears off after trying five inboxes.
curl|bash analysis without execution, but ChatGPT explanations are inconsistent and scripts often obscured.