Lantern – See which deploy slowed your Postgres queries ($9/mo)
Deploy-correlated query monitoring at $9/mo fills the gap between pgHero and pganalyze.

Fills the gap between free pgHero and $149/mo pganalyze with deploy correlation.
Rails teams running PostgreSQL in production
pganalyze · pgHero · Datadog
Deploy-correlated query monitoring at $9/mo fills the gap between pgHero and pganalyze.
Replaces Tableau and manual query tuning with a self-hosted agent, but Datadog already owns this space.
Hybrid query API weights graph and vector results together, but pgGraph and pgVector already exist separately.
Landing page promises revenue growth without code changes, but beta access only.
Instant DNS/SSL/uptime checks plus an API, webhooks and reusable check templates make this a handy tool to fold into CI and lightweight automation. It's not reinventing monitoring — think UptimeRobot/Pingdom-lite — but being free, API-first and run on the author's infra gives it practical appeal for teams that want quick programmatic checks and Telegram alerts. To become a standout it needs multi-region probes, richer alert routing/SLO exports and clearer scaling/retention guarantees.
Ephemeral ClickHouse on demand beats Kafka pipelines — but early access limits confidence.