My Degenerate Craps Simulator
Live multiplayer craps table with full betting UI—but it's a game, not a tool.

Browser-based craps with every bet type and live stats—no signup, no casino stress.
Craps enthusiasts who want to practice without casino pressure
Casino practice apps · Craps simulator apps
I love the randomness of the universe but I despise the casino experience. This is for those similar!
Live multiplayer craps table with full betting UI—but it's a game, not a tool.
Multiplayer live craps table with obsessive strategy backtesting—genuine passion project, not a product.
Hidden betting information creates genuine strategy beyond simple point-matching games.
Unrestricted local strategy execution via WASM simulator—no compute or library limits.
Estimates LLM training MFU, memory, timeline across 70 models and parallelism strategies—genuinely useful before GPUs commit.
This is a focused gag-with-mechanics: on-stream vs off-stream loops, 3-second game hours, chatters with ban/non-ban outcomes, an action queue, and even an economy with brutal 65% projected taxes. It nails the specific streamer-parody niche with concrete systems (mini combat, passive heal scaling, random events like the Trump cameo), but it's more playful craft than technical novelty — the screenshot showing a 403 page also hurts first impressions and discoverability.