Brutal Audit, brutally honest AI site audit
Yet another AI site auditor in a space crowded by Lighthouse and PageSpeed.
Brutally honest senior-engineer code reviews for Claude Code, Cursor & Windsurf - and your terminal. Scores, evidence-backed issues, usable fixes.
Cynical AI code reviewer roasts your code instead of praising it like Copilot.
Developers who want blunt feedback or are tired of polite AI assistants
GitHub Copilot · Cursor · Codeium
Cynical Sally CLI has been starred 8 times on Github and is being used by more devs every day to help them (and make them cry) in their workflow: https://github.com/w1ckedxt/cynicalsally-cli
Cynical Sally Chrome Extension Launched and now shows 5 users, it's a start. https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/cynical-sally/hjcdm...
Cynical Sally Discord Server is live, the spot to talk about the Sallyverse: https://cynicalsally.com/sallyverse Get support about anything Sally, join here: https://discord.gg/UEF7Nt4W
Sally Lite (deployed on Render with one click) has been used over 40 times: https://sally-lite.onrender.com/
Cynical Sally for OpenClaw has launched and has a fully companion side, if you into that: https://clawhub.ai/plugins/cynicalsally
The website (CynicalSally.com) also has a companion component when you click the DM's section. (10 for free, Superclub gives you unlimited access and an actual bond building opportunity with Sally)
More to come! Expanding her every day while also keeping the backend lean, tight and trustworthy as much as possible, all built solo. Again, any questions let me know!
Yet another AI site auditor in a space crowded by Lighthouse and PageSpeed.
The product leans hard into a shareable growth loop: free public roasts to drive attention, plus a paid 'Glow-Up' report with follow-ups. The site shows concrete before/after profile rewrites and promises analysis of bios, photos and content — which is compelling — but it doesn't explain the model or privacy controls, and the core idea (AI profile critique) is becoming crowded.
Claude autonomously deployed an AI agent platform, then wrote brutal review of its own experience.
Reports look sharp, but AI research aggregation already exists; unclear data sourcing advantage.
CI/CD build gates with --fail-under flag beat generic ChatGPT paste workflows.
HN email digest with topic filters when RSS feeds already exist.