Vibe code your agents without vibe coding your agent
Closes the loop: agents read eval traces to fix their own regressions.
Zero-allocation, panic-free decimal arithmetic for HFT-grade Go. No big.Int, no GC pressure, fastest in its class.
Reciprocal division trick beats udecimal by 35% with zero heap allocations.
Go developers building latency-critical systems (HFT, trading, billing)
shopspring/decimal · quagmt/udecimal
The fun part was making it fast: every division by a power of ten (rescaling, rounding, formatting) is done with precomputed multiply-high reciprocals instead of hardware DIV — the Möller–Granlund 2-by-1 trick plus magic constants, all generated and re-proven against big.Int. On my M1 Pro it benchstats ~35% faster (geomean) than udecimal, the fastest library I could find, and ~9x faster than shopspring.
How: Claude Code with Ultracode + Fable 5 for 12hours
Closes the loop: agents read eval traces to fix their own regressions.
Spec extraction from vibe-coded apps via reverse engineering—ambitious, but early and single-integration.
Yet another AI code reviewer when Cursor and Continue already dominate this space.
Yet another AI app directory when Product Hunt and existing platforms already do this.
This is a focused gag-with-mechanics: on-stream vs off-stream loops, 3-second game hours, chatters with ban/non-ban outcomes, an action queue, and even an economy with brutal 65% projected taxes. It nails the specific streamer-parody niche with concrete systems (mini combat, passive heal scaling, random events like the Trump cameo), but it's more playful craft than technical novelty — the screenshot showing a 403 page also hurts first impressions and discoverability.
Sharp satire on AI hype, but it's a story, not a tool devs can use.